The Deer Hunter, 2004 Edition
In the latest installment of the Red State Pathology Report, we bring you this bit of psychosis from Wisconsin. Apparently, five people were killed and three wounded in a shootout over the use of a deer hunting platform.
The Sawyer County Chief Deputy Tim Zeigle summed up the episode, "it's absolutely nuts." The bizarre massacre does seem inexplicable to most. But to many of the "God, Guns and Gays" denizens of Red America, there could be a simple explanation. The victims were probably gay atheists seeking to marry clandestinely in the idyllic woods of Wisconsin, an obvious affront to God and the NRA.
Remember, guns don't kill people. But they sure help.
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